My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.
And you’re just like:
I got bored and I kinda
baby Sunbeam Snake
Me without my glasses.
when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
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Kid in my lit class
The World Cup
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