radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina what did I just read My penis hurts...
mysteryperson1: terezipyrope: terezipyrope: for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber ducks i got impatient Well, we’re screwed.
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
philhowellsfordan: xemilykikix: omfg this is literally me
highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
svveetlemonade: mfandcjforever: svveetlemonade: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation i agree bethany who the fuck is bethany
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
always-a-pottertimelord: whatsacanada: who lives in a pineapple under the sea I literally can’t with tumblr sometimes
voluptuousbooty: awesomephilia: Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
cas-get-into-my-ass: neocosplaycat: letdeathfindusfullyalive: tumbledore-: What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn? Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming Bound in leather and chains would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
Why Children's Cartoons Should Be Taken Seriously
Danny Phantom: A 14-year-old boy with an already sucky life gets half-killed by his parents' stupidity, and has to try to keep up with his own life.
Fairly OddParents: A depressed 10-year-old is given a pair of magic fairies to help relieve him of all different forms of child abuse.
The Last Airbender: A 12-year-old boy is given the responsibility of saving the entire world by mastering a decade's worth of mystic skills in under a year.
The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy: Two children of undisclosed ages are confronted by death himself and make a deal with him, and go on a series of adventures in the underworld and are confronted by many deadly mythical creatures.
Adventure Time: The last surviving human of "The Mushroom War" lives in the post-apocalyptic land of Ooo with his adoptive brother, Jake, and battles evil and injustice.
How to Train Your Dragon: A teenage boy gives up the approval and acceptance of his father and culture to save the life of the only friend who loved him as he was, and in return loses his leg yet changes his world.
Regular Show: Mordecai and Rigby have real nigga problems.
Depression: Don't tell me you understand because you get sad sometimes.
Insomnia: Don't tell me you're an insomniac because you missed a few nights of sleep.
Eating Disorder: Don't tell me you have an eating disorder because you missed a meal.
Bipolar: Don't tell me you're bipolar because you get mood swings on your period.
Anxiety: Don't tell me you have anxiety because you got nervous before an exam.
ADHD: Don't tell me you have ADHD because you're hyper sometimes
Schizophrenic: Don't tell me you're a schizo because you sometimes she shadows and hear sounds and night.
garretblogs: Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses. Reblogging this every time I see it.
anthony-edward-rogers: chrisevanshasmyheart: mighty-misha: when people make fun of chris evans’ anxiety disorder when people say the role of captain america should have gone to someone else really just when anyone says anything bad about chris evans