radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

(Source: patbby, via chloecannotfly)

mysteryperson1:

terezipyrope:

terezipyrope:

for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber ducks

i got impatient

Well, we’re screwed.

(Source: destiel, via chloecannotfly)